And the a-hole parking job of the day award goes to...

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel) 06/20/2017 at 18:19 • Filed to: None

9

24

Mr 350Z! Come on down and claim your prize!

CaptDale - is secretly British > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 18:21

1

Eww, gross car and gross parking. Gross

Urambo Tauro > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 18:22

6

Parking like that with an open convertible?

Brave.

WilliamsSW > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 18:25

5

You need to go grab those Target shopping carts, and either:

a: completely surround the car with about 15 of them

b: lift one up and put it *in* the car

Honeybunchesofgoats > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 18:26

2

They didn’t even go for four spots, despite the other two being empty. They suck at not-parking like an asshole and parking like an asshole.

benjrblant > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 18:29

0

NH: Park free or die.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > WilliamsSW 06/20/2017 at 18:33

1

I would but I work here and would get in trouble for that.

WilliamsSW > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 18:35

0

Ah well, maybe someone else will, then...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 18:40

1

Missed the target.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 18:43

0

Hell, the F150 is the only discernible decent job in that image. The Flex is covering the entire width of the line. The anonymous gray crossover/noveau soccer mom hauler across from it (sorry, cant tell if it’s a Hyundai or a Kia or one of the new Lexus small crossovers, I hate ‘em all) looks to be riding the other line, and at an odd angle.

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 18:44

0

This guy takes it easily

Aargh kinja are the photo

12and35 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 18:55

0

When I see stuff like this...

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 19:04

1

The layout is unfortunate on this one.

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > Urambo Tauro 06/20/2017 at 19:07

2

Oops! I just happened to trip over this rock and spill my entire soda all in this convertible that just happened to be open, oh no!

feather-throttle-not-hair > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 19:10

0

Lol. I parked slightly over the line today when i got to work.

Do I drive a 350Z?

Yes. Yes i do.

In my defense it is fucking empty up there on the top floor of the parking garage. And i’m lazy.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Urambo Tauro 06/20/2017 at 19:20

1

Leave a fat Scoob in the front seat

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 19:26

0

Get someone to ziptie a cart to his driver side door.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 06/20/2017 at 19:37

1

Came here to say this. Left gratified.

wiffleballtony > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 19:42

0

Did you just assume that 350z gender?!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > wiffleballtony 06/20/2017 at 20:07

0

No, I saw the bald 40 something year old man driving it away with what appeared to be his daughter in the passenger seat.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 06/20/2017 at 20:14

0

Hey! I’m parked perfectly in the background.

Parking on the lines is pretty common around here. We aren’t called massholes for nothing.

wiffleballtony > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 20:21

0

ASSUMPTIONS!!!!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/21/2017 at 00:26

0

every 350 in my area is owned by douchebags. 370s are still with original owners (50 year olds) but the 350s have been let loose.

pip bip - choose Corrour > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/21/2017 at 06:18

0

did you spit into it?

C62030 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/21/2017 at 17:04

0

UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS